The Monk and the Cops

Cops can do only so much,

Bribes promise a momentary release,

But the Old Monk marches on,

Providing the best example of customer satisfaction,

To entertainment-deprived impoverished management students.

Chilled, bubbling cola makes an enervating mix,

With that dark elixir of seven years' worth of distilled purity

To provide moments of unbridled joy to the young at heart,

Who can shake a leg to the beats of joy that come with it.